A few other things that I believe are EVIL.
Besides Apple of course.
1. Idiot drivers who run into Baskin Robins and kill 4 year old boys eating ice cream. Really, who does this. And then runs. Like, yeah, run! Your going to get away! You just killed 3 innocent people! Can I say IMMIGRATION?!?!?!
2. Chocolate. Why must you hold me prisoner of your deliciousness.
3. HFCS. Meaning, HELLO FRICKEN CORN STUPIDNESS. AKA high fructose corn syrup. Why are you in my Wheat Thins? And why are you in my Fiber One Oats over Chocolate bar? And why oh why are you in my BREAD? It's almost as if food manufacturers are like, WANNA HAVE A COMPETITION TO SEE WHO CAN MODIFY NATURAL INGREDIENTS AND ADD THE MOST TO THEIR PRODUCTS?! Oooh! Oooh! Yes! Lets turn Western Civilization consumers into laboratory rats and see what Trans Fats, Hydrogenated Oils/fats, HFCS, Sucrose, Aspartame, and pretty much every other cop-out ingredient available, does to their babies babies? Beware all, the FDA is allowing our food to guarantee our children will have flippers!
4. Obama's new propaganda commercial defacing McCain with the song, "I don't know much about the economy, don't know much about ...." It gets stuck in my head IMMEDIATELY. And then the rest of the day I'm singing about my lack of knowledge of economics. Yawn, so over presidential slander.
To be continued....
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Apple strikes again.
So I've already commented on the Apple conspiracy that I see developing.
They mess with peoples minds.
THEY HAVE STRUCK AGAIN.
Well my lovely Ipod (which was until recently my favorite thing ever, thank you Apple) all of a sudden decided to give a sort of "sad face" I like to call it the "sad mac" in reference to the Sex and the City episode where Carrie's (like me!) laptop just decided to PFFFFT give up life.
This sad face had me making sad fAces. So I immediately took it to the Apple store. Hoping that they would resurrect my one love. Considering I DID NOT DROP, GET WET, OR DO ANY PERSONAL DAMAGE TO THE IPOD, i figured they would just replace it! I've only had it a year!
WRONG.
It was actually 1 year, 1 month, and 3 days old. Which means that I get SQUAT diddly for my 350$ investment. Thank you Apple.
How lovely for it to committ suicide ONE MONTH after my "factory warranty" has gone up.
SO APPLE TELL ME THIS. ARE YOUR HIGHLY EXPENSIVE ELECTRONIC DEVICES ONLY SUPPOSED TO LAST ONE YEAR AND ONE MONTH? IS THIS CORRECT? THAT A PERSON WHO SPENT FULL PRICE ON A 30 GIG VIDEO IPOD CAN EXPECT NOTHING WHEN THE HARDWARE DECIDES TO UP AND CRAP OUT?!
In conclusion. Apple. Is. The. Devil.
I hate them.
I hate Apple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They mess with peoples minds.
THEY HAVE STRUCK AGAIN.
Well my lovely Ipod (which was until recently my favorite thing ever, thank you Apple) all of a sudden decided to give a sort of "sad face" I like to call it the "sad mac" in reference to the Sex and the City episode where Carrie's (like me!) laptop just decided to PFFFFT give up life.
This sad face had me making sad fAces. So I immediately took it to the Apple store. Hoping that they would resurrect my one love. Considering I DID NOT DROP, GET WET, OR DO ANY PERSONAL DAMAGE TO THE IPOD, i figured they would just replace it! I've only had it a year!
WRONG.
It was actually 1 year, 1 month, and 3 days old. Which means that I get SQUAT diddly for my 350$ investment. Thank you Apple.
How lovely for it to committ suicide ONE MONTH after my "factory warranty" has gone up.
SO APPLE TELL ME THIS. ARE YOUR HIGHLY EXPENSIVE ELECTRONIC DEVICES ONLY SUPPOSED TO LAST ONE YEAR AND ONE MONTH? IS THIS CORRECT? THAT A PERSON WHO SPENT FULL PRICE ON A 30 GIG VIDEO IPOD CAN EXPECT NOTHING WHEN THE HARDWARE DECIDES TO UP AND CRAP OUT?!
In conclusion. Apple. Is. The. Devil.
I hate them.
I hate Apple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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